lavidapoliglota:

writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. DRAGONS

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veinte9:

sexual orientation: 

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edwardspoonhands:

pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

CAT SCIENTISTS!

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koishy:

my favorite type of men is ramen

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"Stiles is a sweet, beautiful, woodland Prince, don’t you ever say he’s got an evil demon in him again. You’re stupid looking and you killed Boyd."

Derek Hale (100% true quote said on the show.)

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"WE NEED MORE DEREK"

ancient teen wolf proverb (via sterekmess)

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"dude"

me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via kyung-pls)

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queefilicious:

my morning routine:

  • wake up 
  1. flawless

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tawmmm:

The Avengers » a brief summary

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pangalactics:

#dear diary #i broke the prime directive again #remind me to send starfleet flowers

pangalactics:

#dear diary #i broke the prime directive again #remind me to send starfleet flowers

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